friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
shOT MY LEG GODDAAMMIT
((Shot the floor. There goes my security deposit.))
My lower lip… .-.
I died.
I shot my stomach. Am I dead now?
I SHOT MY NOSE. DAMN.
I’M VOLDEMORT RAWRRRR
NO NO NOT MY LAPTOP SOB
wait how am I still on tumblr then BOOP
I SHOT MY SAMMICH!
Pretty fucked. I apparently just shot my jaw clean off.
I shot my arm clean off. I had it at my shoulder… D:
(via lightstothepavement)
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necroceine reblogged this from realistortion
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laalmohadadefiaca reblogged this from realistortion and added:
My left hand is torn to pieces,...face avoids the bullet slightly
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discordion reblogged this from realistortion and added:
hm well there go
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realistortion reblogged this from pinkiebyte and added:
good looking new hole innit.
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liamotfunk reblogged this from pinkiebyte and added:
guy next to me just...quickest dental job EVER.
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classyanai reblogged this from aquamarine-bunny
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aquamarine-bunny reblogged this from thatkiddobetty and added:
Sitting with my hand on my face, left index finger on my cheek pointing back. I AM SO FUCKED. I just blew my brain out....
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whitestriped reblogged this from timewastingshit
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devilwentdownto reblogged this from rukafais and added:
MY COMPUTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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lyfgo3s0n reblogged this from bieber-dreamer
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iouacupcake reblogged this from somwonchostor and added:
I SHOT MY KNEE. FUCKADOODLE DOO.
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tasty-salamanders reblogged this from strider-butt and added:
There is a hole in my chest and I think I also managed to hit my liver which considering it’s position in relation to...
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adventuringhome reblogged this from solo-dono and added:
a bullet all the way down...right thigh. ow.
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tubatron-2000 reblogged this from teddytrumpet and added:
literally right through my right temple…
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property-of-me reblogged this from aboshtet and added:
Shot up my fave keyboard :’( And the power supply for my monitor o_o…
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locked-doors-can-be-unlocked reblogged this from trippyskippy and added:
I might not be dead, but probably brain dead… Shit.
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64memories reblogged this from vocalcannibal
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julie090995 reblogged this from blackrayquaza1 and added:
My knee now hurts. :’(
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blackrayquaza1 reblogged this from timewastingshit and added:
my pen tablet exploded D:>
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lunatyger reblogged this from timewastingshit and added:
That’s my crotch gone. Fuuuuuu
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lavaskiis reblogged this from timewastingshit
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dislocated-cannibal reblogged this from thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo and added:
Never not reblog. I shot through...lodged a bullet in
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greywolfheir reblogged this from rachelcohenchang and added:
I shot my lung, and got pretty close to my heart…yeah, I’d be dead
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sierraechoxray reblogged this from lanny-ism and added:
Ah….well….it’s okay, I mean…Van Gogh lived with only one ear.
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ashesatnight reblogged this from everlostpoet and added:
There goes my foot. Dx
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jseblog reblogged this from jethroq and added:
Hit the right forearm. Considering how thin my bones are in my arms, I’m not sure I’ll be able to keep my right hand....
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courtnico reblogged this from thewerekitty and added:
Just shot my heart…
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drikstrudle reblogged this from greenmangocrunch and added:
Goodbye left foot.
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ohaialy reblogged this from eightfoldwordplay and added:
I just shot a riser I was setting up in my school’s MPR for the fall musical…. I’m okay!!
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dawnoakley reblogged this from fummez and added:
AH BLOODY HELL. I SHOT THROUGH MY KNEECAP AGAIN.
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ohaialy liked this
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everlostpoet reblogged this from thepuppyblogs and added:
Welp, I just commited suicide.
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zombifiedpenguins reblogged this from 8-bitgamer and added:
My fucking pizza is gone. Goodbye, Earth
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egiaslolwut reblogged this from 8-bitgamer and added:
I shot my stereo system. It’s broken anyway so I’m safe, haha.
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8-bitgamer reblogged this from zombeezi
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thepuppyblogs reblogged this from professionalmisanthrope and added:
Went right through the space between my kneecap and leg bone. Flawless Victory. Same as above, minor bleeding.
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zombeezi reblogged this from saturnonhisknees and added:
jaw off. And possibly...heart, depending on
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saturnonhisknees reblogged this from emleachify and added:
I just shot my right wrist. Fuck. Welp, at least I’m left handed.
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