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Xan: Oh yeah
Xan: I said to conan
Xan: 'Pissing with a boner is like trying to eat soup with a hammer'
Xan: and he said 'OR HAMMERING IN A NAIL WITH SOUP'
Xan: I wat'd.
Cap'n: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cap'n: ..
Cap'n: fukken
Cap'n: lold
Cap'n: harder than I ever remember lolling at a one liner in an IM window
Cap'n: XDDDDDDD
Xan: its just
Cap'n: the
Cap'n: mental
Cap'n: image
Cap'n: XD
Xan: the mental image of someone trying to do it
Xan: XD
Cap'n: XD
Cap'n: some guy
Cap'n: with a bowl of soup
Cap'n: angrily swishing his arms so the soup splashes out
Cap'n: and hits the nail
Cap'n: XD
Xan: FIGHTO!
Xan: XD
Cap'n: XDDDD
Xan: UWAH UWAH UWAH
Xan: Soup everywhere
Cap'n: and the nail is there like
Cap'n: :|
Cap'n: 'srsly? all you did was get me wet. and now i smell like chicken.'
Cap'n: XD
Xan: 'and i cracked your bowl >:D'
Cap'n: no cause you definitely could not throw the bowl WITH the soup
Cap'n: then it'd be trying to nail a nail with a bowl
Xan: true
Xan: XD
Cap'n: which might actually work
Cap'n: XD
Cap'n: probably not
Xan: i am seeing a youtube video of this
Xan: XD
Cap'n: but it's significantly MORE LIKELY to work than a soup
Cap'n: XDDD

Jan 23rd

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Jan 16th

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Cap'n: my whole body... unnnhghhh
Amanda: What's wrong?
Amanda: ..why are you still awake?
Cap'n: your first question
Cap'n: is answered
Cap'n: by your second question
Cap'n: and your second question
Cap'n: is answered like this:
Cap'n: hnngnghghgh dreadlocks heujruhrhrghghh american idol fffffff no energy to moooooooooveerhrhrhgh

Jan 13th